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What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.



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hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”




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painlock:

imagine those evenings at baker street though, when sherlock was teaching john how to dance. john was just laughing as sherlock commented he sucks at dancing and sherlock had to repeat “he doesn’t love you, he doesn’t love you” in his mind over and over again to stop himself from imagining it’s their wedding they’re practising to.




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cumberbuddy:

One happy customer Benedict Cumberbatch together with one of our seaplane pilots .. 




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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.



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doctorwho:

Noel Clarke on Rose’s decision to travel with the Doctor

Doctor Who Confidential 1x04 - I Get a Side-Kick Out of You




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blackstarjp:

Martin Freeman talks to Mark Radcliffe(

Mark is joined by actor Martin Freeman, who talks about his latest television project, Fargo.




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fuckoff-imacting:

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wingcommanderarthurshappey:

littlenimart:

so this is pretty old at this point, but i’m finally able to post my piece from the cabin pressure artbook!

Woah!!!




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stiff upper lip

self-restraint in the expression of emotion (especially fear or grief); an attribute of British people




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Anonymous
Could you do a drawing of Sherlock and John cuddling, but they both have cat ears and tails?

navydream:

Have done it. Several times….wait. Wifey, is this you? Do you require more catlock, dear?




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cactusbutt24
could you draw Sherlock & marshmellow john holding hands in bed?????? uwu poopwowoaoj



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Fargo episode 1x02 “The Rooster Prince”




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Sherlock Holmes + jawline porn




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mycroftslittlebrother:

Completing each other’s sentences… even from a distance.


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